Dildo sex

The women sits on the dildo and then the man enters his dick into her Vagina and then they make pove

Hey baby lets have dildo sex

by Scottydug August 27, 2016

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

Dildo cheese

Cheese made of dildos

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...

by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012

Dildo Wad

That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."

"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."

by describer_of_some_words December 30, 2016

portuguese dildo

The act of deficating into a condom, freezing it, then re-using it as a dildo without the condom.

Did you use a Portuguese dildos on her?

by fatboi September 26, 2014

dildo beans

bean shaped dildo's {i don't even know}

your mother uses dildo beans

by devon potwin March 30, 2009