David Kozin is the sexiest guy you’ll ever know. He’s funny, he’s strong, loving, has good humor, will never let you down, an amazing driver, intelligent and has an enormous cock.
by Grandson for President May 17, 2021
Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.
Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.
Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
by eyestaker June 20, 2013
1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.
2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.
3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.
4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.
2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.
3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.
4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.
(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)
Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)
Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?
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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)
Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?
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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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by JesseT May 07, 2006
A British rock star who has a miraculous talent for singing, as well as a knack for teasing his hair up higher than it should ever naturally go.
During his "normal human being" period (1951-1972) he spent his time as a child and as a club singer.
In his "oh my god I can't believe I'm in Deep Purple" phase (1973-1976) he worked as an adequate replacement to Ian Gillian in Deep Purple.
He later transitioned to his "I think I'm going to name a band after my penis" period (1977-1984) in which he started Whitesnake and achieved much overseas success, however in the U.S. most people we're too busy telling each other to "relax".
It wasn't until his "freebase cocaine and hairspray" period (1985-1991) that the U.S. finally took notice of him and his band.
When Whitesnake broke up in '91, Coverdale retreated to his "I think I'm going to cut my hair and act real serious" period (1992-2001) in which he cut his hair and acted really serious.
Finally, he made it to his "I'm a total effing rock legend and you know it" phase (2002-present) in which he has lightened up considerably, regrown his hair, and reformed Whitesnake.
David Coverdale lives in Lake Tahoe and is happily married to his (third, I think)wife.
During his "normal human being" period (1951-1972) he spent his time as a child and as a club singer.
In his "oh my god I can't believe I'm in Deep Purple" phase (1973-1976) he worked as an adequate replacement to Ian Gillian in Deep Purple.
He later transitioned to his "I think I'm going to name a band after my penis" period (1977-1984) in which he started Whitesnake and achieved much overseas success, however in the U.S. most people we're too busy telling each other to "relax".
It wasn't until his "freebase cocaine and hairspray" period (1985-1991) that the U.S. finally took notice of him and his band.
When Whitesnake broke up in '91, Coverdale retreated to his "I think I'm going to cut my hair and act real serious" period (1992-2001) in which he cut his hair and acted really serious.
Finally, he made it to his "I'm a total effing rock legend and you know it" phase (2002-present) in which he has lightened up considerably, regrown his hair, and reformed Whitesnake.
David Coverdale lives in Lake Tahoe and is happily married to his (third, I think)wife.
1.
Person A: Who is the greatest rock singer of all time?
Person B: David Coverdale.
2.
Person A: Do you think David Coverdale's hair had an influence on Whitesnake's late 80s success?
Person B: Of course.
Person A: Who is the greatest rock singer of all time?
Person B: David Coverdale.
2.
Person A: Do you think David Coverdale's hair had an influence on Whitesnake's late 80s success?
Person B: Of course.
by gojira930 December 23, 2008
by Thelegend22 April 02, 2018
by Missa2005 May 29, 2021
He's a pretty fucking cool sexy hot guy. Also played lead role of "Cradle" in John Hatcher's Canadian Television 3-Part fantasy mini-series, "Skyline."
Tiffany: "Hey Stacy, check that guy out, isn't he hot?"
Stacy: "OMFG that's David Duguay. Tiffany, he's not just hot, he's pretty fucking cool sexy hot. AND he fights dragons... I want."
Stacy: "OMFG that's David Duguay. Tiffany, he's not just hot, he's pretty fucking cool sexy hot. AND he fights dragons... I want."
by Blissbunny February 08, 2010