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coca coma

yeah man, it was 81', and Ozzy was in a coca coma...
by Hersh Burson October 7, 2003
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soma coma

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
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food coma

When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time
After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.
by veggieman24 January 1, 2012
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Vaginal Coma

A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:

A. Her pelvic bone breaks.

B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!

Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!

Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
by rawr...drew September 30, 2009
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sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle
So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?
by budley October 10, 2005
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going commando

To not wear underwear with pants. Named so because your junk is going in alone, and without support, much like a commando.
John is going commando biking to prevent chaffing.
by azrel9 November 30, 2011
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Command Center

The lingo or slang used to refer to a room, or bedroom who's specific purpose is for video games mainly XBOX 360. It is not uncommon for a garage to be turned into a command center. Layout consists of 2-3 couches, and a few armchairs, a coffee table, multiple ash trays, neon beer signs, rugs, pillows, a refrigirator, game/movie posters and anything else neccessary for long-term gaming. (curtains to block out windows, no clocks, etc.)
When Call of Duty World at War came out, my friends and I gathered in the command center and no-lifed it for a couple of days.
by Redcoat01 May 14, 2009
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