Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 01, 2021

coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 29, 2017

Comfortable Coffee

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing

It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"

by Alter(デビッド) August 06, 2022

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 06, 2019

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Coffee Skank

Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.

Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?

Michael: Of course I am.

Kristen: Coffee Skank

by Mrbrkfst May 08, 2021

Coffee Cut

Being really specific about how you want your hair cut. Like ordering Coffee.

She was getting a Coffee Cut at the stylist.

by ragingcolt1029 September 19, 2017