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Cod Cheeks

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel
by Noclass March 21, 2025
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Cod eye

Someone with an off-centered or lazy eye. Has a derogatory nature.
'She has a cod eye'
by nimkonpoop May 9, 2024
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cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration
all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.
by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006
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Cod

1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."
Degenerate: "Yo man let's play some COD."
Average White Boy: "Dad, let's go fishing for some Cod."
by SlongMAn January 29, 2021
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CoD Reload

A term often used in First Person Shooters, originally from the Call of Duty franchise, where players will reload their magazine fed weapons with a new, full magazine after only shooting 1 or 2 rounds.

This is due to the game often getting rid of realism for convenience sake to keep the game fast paced. This will lead to a very common practice many FPS players will develop where instead of how firearms actually work, where you'd only having a certain amount of magazines you can carry that are properly loaded with ammo at a given point and you need to tactfully & swiftly change magazines when engaging in combat the most efficiently you can, you can use a reserve of loose bullets to magically refill your weapon at any given point. This will often develop into a habit, where players, unless engaged in a serious fight, will shoot once, reload, repeat.

Unless the FPS is based on realism, the game will likely have the ability to CoD Reload. Common games you may see this in are Call of Duty, Battlefield, Counter Strike, Team Fortress 2, Siege, Overwatch and Grand Theft Auto.
"Stop reloading after every single shot you shoot please, you're annoying me with your CoD Reloading"
by Vivi_ May 2, 2023
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COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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