cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

Cock Chaos

1.In group sex, three or more men are banging the same women at the same time.

2.In gay sex, three or more men are banging each other

It was cock chaos last night.

by steelsammy April 25, 2009

Schwarzenegger Cock

When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time

WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock

by Slick&Silly August 13, 2017

cock mingler

One who mingles with various types of cocks.

Adam Bowen is a cock mingler.

by theflyingdutchman29 March 27, 2009

Cock Smacking

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it

John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!

by Dumby August 4, 2007

throbbing cock

when ur cock is so horned up it's leaking precum and jumping up and down, you've got a throbbing cock

Damn I got a throbbing cock right now. I need to jerk off!

by ekimo February 14, 2009

cock slide

As Cameltoe Slide, when a women sits astride a man and uses his cock to slide deep between her lips, stimulating her clitoris.

"Last night my cock slide on Rob made me beg for more"

by Beneficiary August 15, 2007