by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
Get the pore coating mug.Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.
A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?
Mike: It's not that hot.
Josh: Mate, you're sweating.
Mike: I'm fine.
Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.
Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
Mike: It's not that hot.
Josh: Mate, you're sweating.
Mike: I'm fine.
Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.
Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
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