hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 16, 2009

blue clit

when a girl needs to get laid and doesn't. The female equivalent of blue balls

"man, Eric and I haven't fucked in so long I have blue clit."

by tap dat January 27, 2008

Clit Car

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.

I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.

by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006

Clit-Ryder

1) A person who is constantly sucking up to and/or excessively complimenting someone

2) A person who obsessively talks about someone in a positive way.

3) Exact opposite of a hater

4) Someone who is generally on another person's jock

Example of Clit-Ryder:

The best possible example of a celebrity clit-ryder is the singer Kelly Rowland, who is constantly clit-ryding Beyonce and Tina Knowles (Beyonce's mother).

Example of usage:
Kelly Rowland needs to stop clit-ryding Beyonce and focus on staying relevant.

by chitown1984 March 24, 2009

cliterati

well educated people who are interested in the clitoris

Eddie O reads alot and loves pussy....a true Cliterati

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 24, 2016

puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

cliterature

adult novels,adult literature

That horny nerd was reading cliterature.

by adollar October 27, 2008