Christoph

Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️

A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.

by daria6969696969 November 21, 2024

christopher sledzianowski

That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"

Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?

Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.

by AutismoRex June 12, 2017

Christopher mills drive special

when you a white man cum in an Asian mans mouth named tai and it comes out of his ears and nose

Yea I gave tai the Christopher mills drive special

by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, shy, and nervous but in a really cute way. He’s very easy to tease, and make him blush. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. But on the other hand they can be very seductive. He likes to think about you all the time and write about you every once in a while. You might think they're so innocent ,but they're not. Once they are in the mood it's on Let them kiss you and be with you. He won’t ever let you go, he’ll always be there for you when he himself is going through something but to him friends come first. There is nothing better then being loved by a Christopher.

Person1: do you know Christopher?
Person2: yea! He a nice guy.

by Secretlover206 January 17, 2024

Christopher

Most likely a player with a big heart. He usually hangs around his buddies and talks to them about how he is using you. He uses you for money or someone to pick on.

Girl: Lain is soooo hot I'm gonna ask him out!!
Me: Ewww you like him he is such a Christopher

by Rileyb_123223 December 19, 2021

Christopher

A Christopher is amazing cute and handsome they can get shy but not a lot Christopher is a keeper thy will stand by your side no matter what a Christopher is drop dead sexy they are amazing and loving caring and will make you happy a Christopher has a cute smile and a cute laugh they will stay with you forever and ever and Gives you you good pleasures I recommend to find a Christopher because the one I have is amazing and he gives me butterflies when he talks to me and they are charming

Christopher is charming

by Ndjdjsowpwpw May 31, 2019

Christopher

Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.

Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023