you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 03, 2025

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

It Can't Get Any Worse.

What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.

Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."

by The1/3Reich June 12, 2020

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

by Mike109999 February 03, 2022