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Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.
*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!
by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017
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Lip Cake

Lips that have a certain look, taste, smell, and feel that make you just want to have them.lust
Broooo, that bitty had maddddd Lip Cake, I wanna get all up in there!
by Lipiolitious December 29, 2018
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Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is basically a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza
Hey Louie, have you tried pizza cake before? It's so good!
by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019
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fruuit cake

fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour
fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake
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For fudge cake

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.
1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."
by conciliation March 8, 2009
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cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.
by Mattus111 June 29, 2007
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cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".
You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.
by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006
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