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bullet

superlative adjective. Denotes cool or desirable entities.
That is a bullet shirt
by Dinsee January 5, 2009
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Bullet

When one's mullet is so long that it reaches the ass area, and is then braided with the existing butt-hair. Making a bullet
Eric "I was gonna give her a back massage, but she had a bullet."

Levi "Thats gross bro."

Duncan "I love it when girls have bullets!"
by bulletshooter May 29, 2011
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Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.
Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)
by Zach P. August 17, 2006
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Bulletproof Vest

The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.
Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.
by Bulletproof Vest December 14, 2011
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Ringworm Buffet

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.
by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003
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Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.
Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.
by The janitor69 December 11, 2011
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wee wee buffet

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)
Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."
by Bob1 July 24, 2008
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