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Brandon

He is very cocky to everyone but it is very hard to win an argument with him because of his cockiness. He is very nice sometimes when he's with friends but when he's around girls he changes his personality and tries to be cool around them. It is very easy for him to make friends. He gets a lot of boners for no reason even with guys.
Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....
by porn9 December 14, 2019
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a rude guy. never trust a brandon.
sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*
by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019
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Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
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A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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He has the Largest forehead imaginable
by BrandonBDG January 4, 2018
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a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.
brandon u gay. - gabe itches
by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020
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Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍
by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020
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