Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.
Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!
by Vern1234 March 10, 2010
by MANvsBlumpkin August 29, 2012
Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.
by HVeniEVidiLViciM February 07, 2011
When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.
Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!
by Bonglajio August 10, 2006
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face
brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater
brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater
by btown4life from June 19, 2006
The most disgusting, low life, waist of a person and the worst abomination in the entire world.
A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.
A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.
by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019