choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.

Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"

by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013

Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.

"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.

by RKOver24 October 24, 2011

fail blocking

Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.

Tim gets a lot of failtrolls on his Facebook page, he does a lot of fail blocking.

by Alveron May 4, 2011

Talk-block

To change the subject at the request of a friend who doesn't want to discuss something uncomfortable in a large social setting. I.e. if someone brings up your friend's boyfriend and they just broke up, or her job and she just got let go, you talk-block and change the subject quickly.

Hey, if someone asks me about work tonight, will you talk-block? I don't want to talk about how I just got fired...

by Editorgal January 24, 2014

Tauch-block

Baseball: When your walk-off home run gets robbed at the outfield wall by a spectacular catch by an outfielder

If it weren't for the Tauch-block, the Dodgers would have walked off the Giants on May 28, 2021.

by littlekuribandit May 30, 2021

Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"

Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey

by NickyLags July 20, 2010

Arters-Block

Arter is a combination of the words Writer and Artist. To have Arters-Block is to have no inspiration to create art or write any form of literature.

This is a play on words of the original term Writer's Block, givin git a more universal creative umbrella.

I have been feeling so uninspired, I have a bad case of Arters-Block.
I can't paint, I can't write, must be Arters-Block!

by RaivynBlackheart December 19, 2017