boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.

"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".

by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011

blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.

"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"

by cuddlerat April 20, 2005

blind eye

The eye with no optical function. Namely the sphincter

Today I saw a plumbers blind eye, and he winked at me.

by Jeuhrn August 3, 2006

Blind Vagina

Intoxicated, drugged or under the influence of mind altering substances causing females to have sexual intercourse and/or relations with below average male or females.

Drinking too much alcohol caused her to have a blind vagina, resulting in a below average shag for the night.

by Cherry_Chick April 17, 2010

fuck me blind

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005

Blind Brook High School

Unoriginality

by Anonymous October 2, 2003