Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.

Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.

by Kirbey March 29, 2023

pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 7, 2019

Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

arabian blanket party

the act of having sex in a piss covered blanket.

honey, i need to piss, do you want to have an arabian blanket party?

by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.

Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah

by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021