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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."
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buddy bench

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!

Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022
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right bench

Yo bro I was promoted to right bench
by Takis muncher March 12, 2023
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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024
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Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist
I came to goon, pork bench
by Porkbench July 6, 2024
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Scandinavian Bench-press

When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength
Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026
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