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Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...
Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?
by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018
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missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.
Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
by beanyboi July 30, 2018
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yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.
"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."
by J.B. America August 24, 2018
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Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.
human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans
by WhoAteMyBeans October 16, 2018
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cool beans

something that is SO cool it is completely awesome!
Your shirt looks cool beans!
by KWEENISCOOLBEANS January 31, 2019
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spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans
by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019
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Goth Bogans

You know those people that have the purple goth fairy pictures up all over their house?? Their choice of decor is statues and ashtrays adorned with dragons and skulls (usually with matching lighter) that you buy from the tobacconist and cheap discount stores. They’ve got cushions and bed spreads themed around it, you name it and it’s shoved somewhere in their house. Usually smokes a lot of weed, often will act “tough”, or associate with bikies. GOTH BOGANS.
Bogans that have the goth aesthetic are goth bogans
by C.hloeeeeeee May 29, 2019
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