beat the brakes 

1.) To hurt or fuck someone up real bad. Often followed with the word "off".
Also see beat the black

"Yeah that bitch stepped out of line. So you know I had to beat the brakes off her has.."

beat the brakes by Brittany_notyourgirl September 10, 2005

beat up 

To be intoxicated on alcohol,drugs or both.

Dude, those ten shots got me all beat up.

beat up by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

beat cheeks

To leave the area quickly. Originally from the from the fact that each lobe of your buttock will be slapping together during the act of running.

Cmon man the cops will be here any minute, lets beat cheeks!

beat cheeks by jake2 October 25, 2006

beat the lord jesus 

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.

"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."

beat the lord jesus by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

beat session 

Alias for sexual intercorse.

Garvey: We're having a beat session if the eagles win.

Christine: YES!

beat session by Shaun February 12, 2005

Beat my meat 

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

Beat my meat by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018

beat the clock 

"beat the clock" is when u're outside home....and u really need to take a dump.thus u start running fuckin fast cause u definitely need a bathroom(i prefer running home,in that case it's true the saying "HOME SWEET HOME :) ) trying to be there before it'll be too late....oh yeah belive me u'll run!!!!!

GIO

like in the movie FORREST GUMP....he started running cause he had to beat the clock.....RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahah

beat the clock by GIO-ita January 25, 2007