by Firehawk3256 July 11, 2023
Get the reverse badgermug. A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area
"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"
by Badgerhands October 14, 2020
Get the Badgermug. A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
Get the now, the badger goes silentmug. by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025
Get the Badgered itmug. Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.
Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
Get the Badger Walkingmug. When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014
Get the Honey Badgeringmug. (noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
Get the Post-Badger Rehabilitationmug.