after prom

the cure for fun, the absence of enjoyment

My after prom fucked a big one.

by does it matter? my prom sucked July 30, 2008

Afterbirth of a Lesbian Clusterfuck

1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.

1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.

by DamienCross March 5, 2009

After Burner

1.An action game with Jets from Sega.
2.Someone who torches your ass with a lighter.
3.If you eat chinese food with hot sauce your ass starts to burn.
4.When you eat at McDonalds/Burger King a Pig Crap Sandwich, and later have to shit...you will get After Burner feeling.

BIG :" OMG cartgass, you ate the HOT SPICY Burger"
Cartgass:" I already feel my ass burning WTF"
RIB:" LOL BK owned you haxx0rz"

by Bari May 7, 2005

afterclap

Occurs when one person enjoys a show or presentation more than everyone else in the room. They then proceed to continue clapping moments after the rest of the audience has stopped.

Did you see Tim's mom? Tim can't even sing that well, but his mom was definitely good for an afterclap!

by IfIWerePresident August 27, 2009

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.

Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.

by SofarroundthebendI'mdoing laps January 28, 2017

after John Wayne

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.

The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.

by Boy George Michael Jackson Brown May 25, 2006