Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
Get the African Sun Protection Factormug. Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.
Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
by Christopher612 December 27, 2008
Get the numb like an African childmug. shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
Get the celebratory african laser light showmug. A very fat female with hygiene difficulties, often seen eating and rarely walking. This monster moves from hospital to hospital eating whatever food is available from a trough. Best avoided at all costs.
Cor blimey did you see that white south african nurse she took up my entire field of vision from over 30 yrds away!
by navyblue December 6, 2006
Get the white south african nursemug. Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.
*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*
"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O
"Er, I can explain..."
"Please do."
"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O
"Er, I can explain..."
"Please do."
by 0.O September 10, 2013
Get the What in God's green African jungles??mug. The South African Death Lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her pussy. Then he puts his dick so far down her pussy that she shits all over him. After this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts her in a choke hold. She then blacks out and the man takes all the pee, barf, spit, shit, and seamen, and chokes her with it.
Ya last night this bitch started peeing on me so i put her in a South African Death Lock
O shit man, ur fucked up
O shit man, ur fucked up
by John Cockslap May 10, 2011
Get the South African Death Lockmug. Part of African culture that hands down stories from one generation to the next that involves melodic thigh slapping.
by nostradamnus January 25, 2011
Get the African thigh-slapping storytellingmug.