they go together like peanut butter and pickles

the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread

He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner

by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023

Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023

Mercy Peanut Butter

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.

That was some total mercy peanut butter.

by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023