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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters
The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.
by Leroop December 15, 2021
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Peckerwoods Wit Attitude

A hip hop trio from Malibu that has plenty of attitude and not much else going for them.
Peckerwoods Wit Attitude is back in town with Straight Outta Malibu.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Outside Wit’ It

Someone whose been inside the house for far too long & is ready to bust a move in the streets & wild’ out!!!

According to NYC legend, the term was first made popular by Itsbizkit in the World during the Lockdown of 2020
Yerrrrrrrr! You can stay In the crib , I’mma go ahead & slide … me & my people’s outside! outside wit’ it!

You know the vibes wit it! Outside Wit’ It”
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Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.
Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.
by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022
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Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
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The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.
Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".
by AlleyViper December 8, 2004
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