mind wipe

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.

“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”

by ThinkTank132 July 9, 2010

Pipe wipe judy

The ability to orally clean a pipe (incense burner ) in the mouth.

Hey that pipe wipe judy really polished my pipe.

by River bend bender November 18, 2023

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit

I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me

by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020

Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016

one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020