Windows 8

A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7 for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7 except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8 and Microsoft Surface tablets.

Windows 8 is actually pretty awesome.

by Hmail July 21, 2012

cupcake on a windowsill

Having sex on a windowsill. Can also take place in other locations, like "cupcake on the table,' 'cupcake in the tub,' and so on.

"Hey, did you get to see Becky this weekend?"
"Yeah, we had cupcake on a windowsill."
"DUDE!"

by xxemoxtubaxx January 26, 2010

big ass windows

1. An expression used after something shocking or wildly innapropriate has been stated in the presence of someone who probably shouldn't have heard the exclamation.

2. A filler used when all subjects have been covered in a conversation resulting in an akward silence.

3. Used to describe windows (usually made of glass) that are quite large.

Old Lady-Today, I am going to the bingo parlor.
Ungrateful Grandson-I LIKE NIPPLES!
Spectator-Big ass windows, man.

Jimmy-So, yeah. There's all you will ever have to know abut everything.
Group-.....
Jimmy-Big ass windows!

Cantor-What characteristics remind you of your synaguage?
Ayani-I mean.......big ass windows.

by I DRINK GATORADE November 21, 2010

windows XP

A Magic version of Microsoft Windows...
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'

This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.

The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!

As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH

"after 2 updates" Mr.X said
"how fucking unsafe was this thing in 2001!?"

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

Windows 2000

A mistake made by a programmer, who accidentally added two extra zeroes at the end of what was supposed to be Windows 2.0.

Oh crap!!! We shipped Windows 2000 with the wrong name!

Meh, no-one will notice.

by TheTechnoToast October 29, 2012

Windows 10

A fairly decent OS.
Aside from the crappy spyware and laggy cortana

Man: "Hey, did you see the new windows 10?"
Man #2: "I mean, its not the best, it has spyware, ugh. disable that. I mean, still better than windows 8!"
Kid: "Windows XP IS BETTER!"

by Dipper "Dippy" "Pines "Dips" April 8, 2017

windows

A word not to be SAID inside an asylum. A huge source of frustration in history.

"Windows"
"AGHAAHSGJQWVHK!VJE!VEJ!GEH!K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Delf June 23, 2003