Pussy wind

Wind that is infact a pussy.

pussy wind. I can lift you off the ground too, wtf does that say? Pussy wind.

by Z2the03kn December 8, 2009

suck wind

1. (v) To breathe heavily, as if after intense exercise.

2. (v) To place one's lips 3 to 5 cm from another's rectum and inhale the acrid taste of fart.

3. suck-wind

1. "Wow, that 4-hour stand-up sex session with that fat chick must have made you suck wind!"

2. "Douglas was drinking beer all last night, and you sucked wind on him today?!"

by DarkRoom November 15, 2004

Dust in the wind

When one's fart smells so bad, it can be smelled even when let loose outdoors.

Dude 1: "Ew what's that smell?"
Dude 2: "Don't worry about that dude. All's that is, is dust in the wind"

by kdoggystyles November 3, 2011

Darien Wind Tunnel

The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.

I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.

by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.

Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.

by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018