Walking Meme

An icon recognised by society as a meme rather than a physical carbon based life form.
e.g. Ali-A, Michael Rosen(Noice), Logan/Jake Paul)

Steve: Hey Brad I was watching Ali-A before...
Brad: Why would you want to watch him he’s literally a walking meme.

by EJM19 November 5, 2018

Washingtonguing

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Washington

A kickass state that has beautiful mountain ranges, open-minded people, and has some of the most lenient drug laws in the entire US.

(South Dakota)
Person#1: "Did you hear Andrew just moved to Washington. Lucky bastard."
Person#2: "Damn right he's lucky. I can't even have an ounce of marijuana without the fucking police busting through my front door."
Person#1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in Washington."
Person#2: "Me too."

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

Scrotum-wanking

Where some people like to scratch or play with their scrotum bags through the trouser pockets.

Jack stood Scrotum-wanking in the public, oblivious of passersby

by anphil February 8, 2009

dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015

The Washington Handshake

The act of using extreme favors, possibly of a sexual nature, to gain; power, positions of authority, increased income, favorable treatment, etc.

John doe was narrowly elected Mayor because of his firm and precise execution of The Washington Handshake.

by We fixed the glitch1111 April 24, 2018

walking Level 5

An annoying person who hovers over you on a train, bus, or on a plane, and constantly coughs and/or sneezes on you. "Level 5" refers to the highest level of biohazard in a "hot lab".

I'm trying to stay away from the walking Level 5s on the train, because I have no sick time left at my job.

by pentozali November 8, 2005