Thit-Sar Wipe

The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024
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wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be
"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"
by edindzekofanboy January 02, 2025
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W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t
Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES
by This Username is mine September 05, 2017
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Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.
I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.
by Jilly McJellybean November 04, 2011
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wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.
P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!
by alupigus993 May 02, 2019
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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.
by Office Drone #695 September 20, 2019
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dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.
Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
by Clocksisweird December 15, 2019
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