waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014

crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.

Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'

by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

waffle nigga

When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga

Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!

by Minty Boi October 23, 2019

Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

grey waffle

Catfished by an old person

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!

by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019

Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).

1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.

by Albertish May 22, 2019