valentina

has small penis wanks and listens to his sister get bumbed and is from soviet russia and is a cunt half the time and the other time he is drinking vodka and calls everyone retarded

o man he is a (valentina )

by mr skinny penis April 21, 2018

Valiant Blades

Valiante Blades is a Runescape clan made up of a close knit community, and a fun, enjoyable time.

Did you hear about VB vs AA? Valiant Blades totally owned the war!

by Weed360 August 18, 2009

Valentine arms

a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.

holy shit dude... check out the branches on that guy. He's definatley got valentine arms

by tinchy09 October 22, 2009

valentinie

1. Anything pertaining to or having to do with Valentine's Day
2. Describing something that reminds a person of Valentine's Day

I have a really cute valentinie outfit that you will love.

by Mr.Alcali January 23, 2010

Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine

Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision

by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013

valentiny

Where you finally have sex on valentines day, then rejected becasue of his/my micro pęnis syndrome

Every time my bf has a valentiny

by Thisismyname123 December 13, 2013

Valentine's Day

A day in February that prompts people to figuratively and literally give their hearts away for the day... if the other accepts, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*

You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together... (you know I'm a rule breaker)

Rules don't mean a thing. You just might be made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for one day or only on Valentine's Day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Ai Elo...

Will you be my Valentine?

by the moth in me February 10, 2014