anal vampire

when a vampire flies through your window when your sleeping and you wake up with a sore ass.

good night, dont let the anal vampires bite.

by Roy and Chelsea September 25, 2005

Vampyre

Thought by many (Morons) to be a 'cooler' way of spelling Vampire, this is not the case a 'Vampyre' is actually a mortal Vampire.

She was a Vampyre, a mortal Vampire.

by lordpestilence February 18, 2005

vampire kiss

kind of like a french kiss, but you bite each other's tounge and exchange blood.

I was makeing out with this guy when all of the sudden he gave me a vampire kiss.

by mimi May 13, 2005

Vampire Bite

To give someone a hickey.

A man and a woman were kissing when the man gave the woman a hickey. That is a "Vampire Bite".

by gizmo19961 July 2, 2009

Vampire blowjob

A type of blowjob that is common in the vampire community where one or more small cuts are made in the skin and then the woman gives the man a blowjob and at the same time sucking blood out of it.

Have you had a vampire blowjob?

by The Fury 13 November 3, 2010

sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

vampress

-(adj) a blood sucking bitch

Somebody told me that the chick I was hitting on was a vampress.

That girl on Twilight was a real vampress.

by socnick4life April 8, 2009