Two Piece

two piece is a girl wit nice titties AND a nice ass.

Ty Dolla $ign - Don't Judge Me (Beach House 3)
"I don't want it if it ain't a two piece, yeah"

Me: ay bruh check out dat two piece
bro: damn bro, she got titties AND dat ass fuck!
Me: yeah nikka, dat azz is RIGHT

by Wedontsellhalfs June 16, 2018

two faced

someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.

katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.

by Kaaatteeeeeee June 25, 2008

two's

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.

person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty

by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014

two-four

1) A term common in Canada, more so in Ontario than anywhere else referring to a case of 24 beers.

2) The May 24th long weekend in Canada

1) I got a two-four of molson canadian here, let's get sloppy.

2) Its the May 2-4 weekend! yay!

by matthewilliam January 21, 2011

two guys

Another slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness. See also: man's ass

Ex1:
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?

Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.

by Justin W. June 8, 2004

two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.

I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.

by Bobski27 September 12, 2010