Turtle Time

The time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts.

SJ: Dang Philly it's 10am and your drinking already?
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!

by Lola- SJ July 14, 2010

turtle back

when a man cums while laying down and his legs and arms spaz out of control

Trevor did a turtle back after having sex with the transvestite for the sixth time.

Trevor did a turtle back after five seconds of sex.

Casey did a turtle back on Trevor's mom.

by BigMAC86 June 12, 2008

Turtle-Dick

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

by Johnny Ock October 8, 2008

Turtle Head

The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.

"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."

by AgentSmith16 February 23, 2011

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 23, 2010

drippy turtle

After a man cums and the penis softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it's shell, thus causing the excess cum trapped in the penis to drip out.

Man, I hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.

by Nedthan June 19, 2010

Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009