1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
by Gut Ted Pig November 11, 2008
Going down on a girl for the first time in the dark trying to make a good impression, but come to find out she's on her period; the hard way.
by quiXilver July 10, 2005
A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011
by Shayne March 11, 2005
by The mac sauce king June 30, 2011
Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.
by No Sluggo Dave May 18, 2007
by 96baybeegurl November 28, 2010