"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015
Get the mayonnaise spoonmug. We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011
Get the Awkward Spoonmug. by Escriben March 28, 2020
Get the Southern Spooningmug. Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
Get the Spoon eatermug. by Mongoman42069 February 4, 2021
Get the Poop spoonmug. The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.
"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."
by Septic Boy November 8, 2017
Get the Wet Spooningmug. by Potato Balls May 6, 2016
Get the donkey spoonmug.