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Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.
Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!
by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017
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John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth
did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl
by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023
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Blood Knight

A male who is willing to have sex with a female during her menstruation.
You have your white knights who never get laid. Dark knights are macho and dominant. However, the blood knight is one who is known as MVP.
by EmoWithAttitude February 20, 2024
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lloyd knight

Lloyd Knight is the best lanky friend you could ever ask for. Although old he posses the traits of a 9 year old
by Thelankyguysfreind February 13, 2019
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Dark Knight

Someone who sits in the restroom long enough that the automatic lights turn off on them.
by ldogg76 August 3, 2017
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Markham Knight

An old Urban Legend surrounding the town of Markham to Ins-till fear into Criminals, Although people have reported seeing a man dressed in black with a Black Steel Katana and Red Glowing Eyes in the night of Markham.
The Markham Knight was there at Tim Hortons during the night of Donovan Fernandez’s apprehension.
by lappe November 22, 2021
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Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.
Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!
by Zatara74 July 11, 2011
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