short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC
Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
by cut the cards February 09, 2023
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Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.
by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014
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short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.
"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"
by wujin June 08, 2023
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short and stout

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.
by ImagineLosing May 05, 2022
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Shorts Wars

An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.
"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."
by ZenithPurpleUnicorn October 31, 2023
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Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.
Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts
by Vexate February 18, 2020
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Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.
Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.
by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010
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