short and stout

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

by ImagineLosing May 5, 2022

grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.

Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!

by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009

Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

Short Jeffy

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.

Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.

by Greekoh January 5, 2009

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009