fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth September 5, 2008

Fast Track

The vagina of an astronaut.

The vagina of an astronaut if a Fast Track.

by Nelly's On Fire October 5, 2020

Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

by phlipp March 3, 2008

Fast-forward

Used to justified saying Gay stuff
Opposite of "Pause".

A: Those nuts are huge.
B: That's Gay dude.
A: Fast-Forward.

by 666se7En November 12, 2020

fantastically fast memming

a phrase used to describe someone who memorizes lots of stuff.

Wow! Nashan with the fantastically fast memming!

by nachozz February 19, 2018

russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.

I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .

by The Fire Fox November 13, 2015

fast food

Eating a female out while she's driving; road head for girls.

She almost hit a car when her boy made her fast food on the way to the movie.

by meowmix1986 May 14, 2018