tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

Tennessee dribbler

When women a performs fellatio on a man and spits a portion of the ejaculate on her boobs

She was crazy gave me a Tennessee dribbler

by Parry Flanagan May 1, 2022

tennison

The most strongest people you will ever meet and very smart!!

Have you seen Nichole Tennison today?

by Nichi June 4, 2022

Tennessee Mouthwash

Mixed in a shot glass, Tennessee Whiskey and a cumshot.

She’s so fine, I’d like to take her home and give her some Tennessee Mouthwash!

by Beavis_Christ_66 September 9, 2022

Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.

I hear people day that tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

Tennessee Turf Ass

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole

“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”

by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....

“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*

by LPeezy February 2, 2023