Technischmaltz

When someone thinks their gadgetry can take the place of their ego. Also a bad electronic lounge band from Atlanta, Georgia.

This guy by the water cooler at work was all technischmaltz, showing off with the latest 'watch phone'

by Jjatl April 27, 2014

techeuphoria

An extreme feeling of excitement and happiness associated with experiencing technology .

While attending The Consumer Electronics Show, it was reported that many had stated having experienced levels of Techeuphoria leading to the inability to process or even remember much of what was experienced.

by Home Tech Agent January 11, 2016

Techdeaf

An adjective describing a person unable to understand even the simplest technology

My grandma is totally techdeaf!

by Ghlimm January 17, 2016

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor September 1, 2016

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017

technicolor waterfall

To throw up after eating bad food .

John Doe ate some bad take-out and he had a technicolor waterfall allover himself for five minutes.

by revlis420 June 2, 2017

Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."

by McHesp December 31, 2017