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Type 1 Diabetes

The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.
1)
Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.

Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.

Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.

2)
Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!

Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
by osm0sis May 15, 2011
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Tyler Durden

The god of all gods. If you watch Fight Club then you will know what I'm saying. There is nothing this person can't do. Guys want to be him, girls want to fuck him.
In Tyler Durden, We trust.

The first rule of fight club is:

You don't talk about fight club

The second fule of fight club is:

You don't talk about fight club
by Tyler Durden 3 May 6, 2006
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tyrenakki

tyrenakki is generally used to denote tamilnadu mla palanisamy who was elected from edapadi constituency; he used to bow to car,bus,lorry even helicopter tyres;
tyrenakki palanisamy; tyrenakki palani; tyrenakki eps; tyrenakki edupudi
by ShotDKuruvi November 16, 2020
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Tyara

A smart,intelligent,god-filled woman who stands on her word.She is very bold outgoing and is AMAZING with spoken word. She loves her family and will do anything for them.
by #SOICANHAVEYOUBACK December 19, 2016
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tyco

Got lucky. An acronym for "take your clothes off" used in the occurrence of an extremely unlikely but fortunate event.
Player1: WTF. How did you not die?
Player2: Tyco. I got critical at the last second.
by .Zhu January 4, 2009
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Typetoe

Verb. To type lightly, with caution and stealth.
"I began to typetoe, because I knew my mother was ascending the stairs, and she would hear my late night essay procrastination."
by Dylan Mitchell Austin December 17, 2008
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Tubby Typo

A typing error directly caused by the typist having large fat fingers. Are especially prevalent in computers with smaller keys like laptops.
"You know Nancy, that fat chick from accounting? Her quarterly report was riddled with Tubby Typos"
by Party Crashers September 1, 2009
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