Turkey Express 

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

Turkey Express by sbcharree February 25, 2009

turkey day expulsion 

The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.

The four family members gathered around the fire to share some turkey day expulsions.

turkey day expulsion by SawyerEric December 16, 2008

Turkey Bloat 

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

Turkey Bloat by christine sixteen November 23, 2010

turkey soup 

soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal

Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?

I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!

Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.

turkey soup by gobble gobble hehehe November 29, 2010

Turkeyfested 

1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.

2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.

Bill, "That dude is passed out under the beer booth!"

Jeff, "He got Turkeyfested!"

Turkeyfested by trkerazr August 23, 2011

Turkey turds 

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

Turkey turds by Polar007 October 28, 2012

turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.

"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".

turkey titts by Gdubb April 14, 2014