Fatty Tuna Douche

1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag

Q- Did you see all the crazy shit that guy wrote?

A- Yeah. What a fatty tuna douche!

by Gut Ted Pig December 9, 2008

Tuna Cherry Casserole

Going down on a girl for the first time in the dark trying to make a good impression, but come to find out she's on her period; the hard way.

I went down on this girl and got a tuna cherry casserole.

by quiXilver July 27, 2005

Tuna can penis

A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.

Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"

Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"

Shelly: "gross."

by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011

pink fin tuna

Another word for vagina and/or pussy if you may.

That girl has a funky looking pink fin tuna that i saw last night. she was so fucking drunk.

by Shayne March 11, 2005

two legged tuna

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010

tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

California Tuna Pocket

The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.

Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club

by The mac sauce king July 1, 2011