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toe's up

To pass out from heavily drinking, it can also mean sleeping in general but usually refered to when passing out while drinking. (You're toe's are facing up when you pass out on your back is the origin)
Mario got so drunk that he was toe's up by midnight.
by Mike Ondrunko August 23, 2003
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toesock

1. to stick one's toe up another's anus for warmth
2. a sock made to warm the vagina

3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure
1. "I was cold last night when I jumped into bed, and because of the toesock I slept on the floor."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."
by smokeyandthecheesebandits December 22, 2012
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toesies

an older, balding man found in bars trying to pick up on young women while wearing flip flops and socks with large holes in each of them to expose his toes, possibly as a reference for how small his penis is.
dammit toesies dont touch me there. and get out of the band youre fucking up our song.
by Sw3ns December 1, 2009
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Toesteh

One of the greatest youtube trolls of all time. He trolls trolls mostly. He makes 11 year old girls cry and has been blocked by many fgts.
Troll: hey ur gay!!
Toesteh: And you're a newfag.
Troll: *blocks*
Toesteh: lulz xddd
by MarinFuckingKarin October 6, 2010
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Toeside 90

The act of catching the front edge (toeside edge) of a wakeboard, snowboard, skateboard etc. and falling face first.

The Toeside relates to the side of the board that you fall over, and the 90 is the degrees of rotation.

Similar to this is a Heelside 270, where an ollie or similar stunt ends up in 270 out of 360 degrees of rotation and the heel edge catchs. This stunt always ends in pain.
Following an awesome run from contestant number 6, at the end of his second lap we are all expecting a massive toeside 90 to end himself! He knows the rules!
by Widowmaker95123 June 30, 2009
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toeseggs

Hey do you follow toeseggs?
Yea

Wanna make out?
by Seggsy pop February 22, 2021
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Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.
Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."
by mickrett May 10, 2008
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