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titty standoff

A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.
Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.
by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014
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strong titties

Female breasts that are both large and firm.
She crushed an empty can with her strong titties.
by Four Loko Frat Guy August 7, 2023
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T-titties

Short for titanium titties

What might grow on male boobs during puberty

Try squeezing them.
My nips r hard when i quez dem

U got T-titties. From puberty or something...

Pubertitties?

Yea

Why they so hard tho

Idk u got sum metal shit in there, go smash some concrete...
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Titty Bandit

Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.
That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)
by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019
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liams titties

damn liams titties are massive, I just wanna put my face in them and drown
by heilhitIer October 4, 2021
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Squiggly Titties

Titties with a dick between them
I was getting it in with those squiggly titties last night a had my dick between them like two scoops of raisins-RB
by mightknight February 8, 2021
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pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.
Damn those are some nice pixel titties!
by ApeWanker March 10, 2016
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