Timeshare Cat

A cat who’s time you share with your friends. When you only get to keep a cat for x amount of time until their owner comes and takes them back. Most common at universities where a cat gets passed around

Is that your cat?

Nah it’s a timeshare cat, the real owner is out of town

by Bostonrox1992 May 9, 2023

timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.

"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."

by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

Baker Times

The period of time spent typically getting high, drunk and having frequent sex.

Mate, we spent the whole holiday having Baker Times

by RadleyLad October 28, 2011

Shit tide

When you're involved in or coming up to a quite frankly, shitty situation. Usually one that looks pretty bleak or arduous.

Billy: ''Oh no! I got 3 U's in my A-Levels!''

Teacher: ''Well Billy, looks like you're going to have to ride this shit tide out''

by Masalama324 July 28, 2012

3 times 8 equals 18

quick mafs, just like 2+2= 4-1 =3
A phrase which represents NICK FUNG as he calculated this answer

Hey there, 3 times 8 equals 18!
3 times 8 equals 18: HMU at LSC

by DNLM June 4, 2018

Spiral Tide

The periodic gravity that pulls a person back into habits, situations, or relationships they are continually trying to escape. The force of repeating past mistakes, a pattern of continual failure and redemption.

Jim just got out of rehab, but he's hanging out with the same friends, he's stuck in a spiral tide.

by THE jim rankin May 12, 2018