puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy

Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!

by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011

hit the berry patch

Verb; meaning "to go to the berry patch" a store well known in Ellerbe, NC.

Dude, you wanna hit the berry patch later?

by Reid Nottoday March 17, 2020

burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch

“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.

by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024

Ass patch

When You are watching pornography, when the Male is "inside" of the female (or other male) While On his back, The small area of this butt that you can see underneath the ballsack is called the ass patch.

Dude Number 1 : Dude ! did you see that porn where the guy is doing that chick while on his back !?

Dude number 2 : Hell yeah I did ! He was SO showing off his ass patch.

by ATR-Nic November 30, 2009