SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

SHART

A fart and shit at the same time.........

It literally says it in the word.

I'm going to shart yourself

by Aaa-ron June 20, 2021

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

slip shart

The act of slipping in the shart that dripped down your leg on to the floor

Man Holden sharted so much it dropped on the floor and don slipped in it. It was a slip shart

by Holden D. Snuts December 3, 2022